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Entering Your Experience
Welcome to the world of polaroids, candids, booty grabs and middle fingers.
The universe only aligns this page with badass humans and occasional supernatural beings who want the best of both worlds: grandma’s traditional 8x10 mantel portraits and the cinematic, goofy, blush-worthy ones she maybe doesn’t want to see.
Finding yourself on this weird side of the internet means that you’re aligned with a vision of stepping away from traditions, creating a vibe that feels 1000% you and making sure that this wild season of your life is documented in it’s truest form.
This is where we mix being badass with a little bit of class.
Maybe these↓ hit
you in the Feels a bit??
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You want to create the Pinterest trends - not copy them.
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You have a weird idea and need someone to say, “Let’s fucking do it!”
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You want direction, but not school-picture-day trauma.
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You want someone who can adapt to every location - from the courthouse to the Joshua Trees.
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You want photos that feel like they could’ve been found in a shoebox 30 years from now.
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You want a photography experience that leaves you saying, “Wait, that was actually fun!”
“collaborative and creative all at once”
“it felt like spending time with a friend”
“this session was exactly what we wanted”
“the entire experience was so easy and stress free”
“the photos are the coolest I’ve ever SEEN”
“we’ve completely fallen in love with every photo”
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Not To Brag,
butttttttttt:
…here’s what’s included when you book with me:
❶ Guidance
From wedding vendor recs to elopement ideas, outfit help, and session styling - I’ll help with it all.
❷ Online Gallery for Everyone
Your gallery is easy to download, share, and send to the people who love you. Grandma can get her mantel moment without needing a tech degree.
❸ High-res Downloads
You and your besties get high-resolution digital images that are ready to print, post, save, send, obsess over.
❹ Private Favorites + Hidden Gems
You can favorite the ones you love, share the ones you want, and keep the spicy, weird, or “grandma doesn’t need this on her mantel” ones just for you.
❺ Polaroid Keepsakes
A few tiny, tangible memories you get to leave with. Shot on my grandma’s vintage Polaroid camera from the 80s because obviously.
❻ Three Week Gallery Turnaround
Your full gallery lands within three weeks, fully edited and ready to relive.
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① Cincinnati Courthouse Elopement Photography
Also available for lovers eloping at a courthouse within 30 miles of Cincinnati.
Starting at $800
Includes:
2+ hours of coverage
Online gallery with high-res downloads
Polaroid keepsakes
Planning help + location ideas
Three-week gallery turnaround -
② Adventure Elopement Photography
Starting at $1,500
Includes:
2+ hours of coverage
Online gallery with high-res downloads
Polaroid keepsakes
Planning help + location ideas
Three-week gallery turnaround -
③ Intimate Wedding Photography
Starting at $2,500
4+ hours of coverage
High-res online gallery
Polaroid keepsakes
Vendor recs + planning support
Three-week turnaround -
④ Portrait Photography
Motherhood, families, engagements, anniversaries, branding or just because!
Starting at $600
Includes:
1 hour of coverage
Online gallery with high-res downloads
Polaroid keepsakes
Styling + location help
Three-week gallery turnaround -
⑤ Hot Girl Healing
For the hot girls that are wanting to feel present, alive and like that bitch in their body! This is boudoir, reimagined.
Starting at $600
Includes:
1 hour of coverage at a private studio
Private online gallery
High-res downloads
Styling + prep help
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The Nitty Gritty
FAQs
A few things you might be wondering before you beam yourself into my inbox.
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Although I’m based in Cincinnati, OH - I am down for an adventure anywhere. I have photographed love, life and beyond throughout the entire US.
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Most couples book me for their wedding about 12-18 months, elopements 2-3 months out and portrait sessions 1-2 months. BUT I do receive plenty of last minute requests that I accommodate if my schedule allows! Please reach out, even if you’re planning something next week.
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I offer Super 8 style videos that are digitally documented and then edited in the classic, nostalgic format. This is perfect for lovers that are wanting video of the day but don’t need audio and a fulllll length feature. These are like your own movie trailers!
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You will get a minimum of 100 photos from your portrait session and a minimum of 60 images per hour from your wedding or elopement day.
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AHHH! Let’s make this shit official. Keep scrolling and you’ll find a form to fill out or click the “make contact” button that you see floating around. I’ll respond within 48 hours, we’ll daydream about your perfect sesh and I’ll send over the nitty gritty details like the invoice and contract.